How many dogs…

New email from a friend who loves dogs…
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1 Golden
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2 Border collie
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

3 Daschund
3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

4 Rottweiller
4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5 Boxer
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6 Lab
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7 German Shep
7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8 Jack Russell
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9 Old English
9.. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

10 Poodle
10. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb???
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. tee hee

In the interest of fair play, you are invited to send your favorite cat joke. Poking a little fun is OK when done with love.

Your friend,